Fk School! Fk Teachers! Fk High School Football! Fk Pep Rallies! Fk Cheerleaders! ( I tried once but no dice!) I Hated School! I hated being told what to do and when to do it. I was always too strong in my own mind for the faculty and staff to mold me to be like everyone else, a boring carbon copy of what they thought was socially acceptable or "normal," if you will. One day I just snapped like a frozen turd in the snow. I got up, farted, and just walked outta High School. Didn't even bother to clean out my locker, and I never looked back. But kids, I did graduate. I was a bonerfide schoolwhore. Even graduated Summa to Cum Early at the School of Hard Knocks! While in High School, nothing made me more ill than "School Spirit." Well, I got to admit, I did have some school spirit, but my school spirit was a fifth of Southern Comfort I kept hidden in my locker. I'm sure you've seen or perhaps even possess one of those pro-school pennants that to my dismay hang up in many a youth's bedroom. "Go Team," "Duke," "William & Mary," etc. etc. Why anybody in his right mind would want to promote an establishment that herds you around like sheep and tells you what to do for 8 hrs every day is beyond my comprehension. School does nothing but hold your natural, creative spirit at bay! So Tune Out, Drop Out, Shoot Up, and Buy a Fucking T-shirt!

Here are some of MY school pennants to replace all of those other ones. These are huge Multicolor, Silk Screened, Top-of-the-Line Felt Pennants, a perfect addition to any bedroom, tattoo shop, jail cell, or AIDS Clinic. I kept these really inexpensive so all of you uneducated, burger-frying, welfare-taking, food-stamp-receiving cheap bastards can afford 'em. Remember Kids, be true to your School, just like you would to your STOOL.

FRONT** | T-SHIRTS | DOLLZ | PENNANTS | BIBS | PINS | MANSONMANIA | STALK TALK | RAMONES | SATANISTS R US | CLOCKS | ABOUT US | GORE-A-TORIALS | SIDESHOW | ODDITORIUM | SCRAPBOOK | MAILING LIST | ORDERING INFO | CATALOG